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Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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My grade and I found out that our female gym teacher is getting married to a girl and someone was like “I wonder which one is the boy” and I was like “they both look like girls to me… Kinda the point of being gay” and they were like “but there’s usually a boy, ya know” and I was like “they’re both girls” and it took so long to convince them that lesbian relationships include only 2 girls


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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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